I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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