i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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