do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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