i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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