is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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