STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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