okay pat passed out under dana's car
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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