grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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