My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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