This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pants are for mortals
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize