im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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