have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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