two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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