Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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