my sisters under your porch take her home
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.