Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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