Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No subtext here. People are naked.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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