Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit