this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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