Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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