I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You don't make any sense
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