Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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