they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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