Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
im holly from the hills drunk
worst night to have a conscience
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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