Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the condom got lost in my hair
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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