her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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