is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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