I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So I just went to clothing optional bar
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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