Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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