McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I have feelings that need drinking.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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