She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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