I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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