i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
3 2 1 whiskey
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize