She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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