I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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