my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is it because I queefed?
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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