just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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