quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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