doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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