you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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