i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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