Just fell off a train. Bad.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
A+ Viking dick
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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