Already got asked if we're dating
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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I have feelings that need drinking.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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