we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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