there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize