Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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