How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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