Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
this is an emotional support booty call
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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