i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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