He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Less talking, more tequila
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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