Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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