he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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