yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No subtext here. People are naked.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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