I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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